Harley riders: "Live to ride. Ride to Live."
Goldwing riders: "Eat to ride. Ride to eat"
Harley riders: "Loud pipes save lives."
Goldwing riders: "Honey, will you turn down the radio?"
Harley riders: Black leather jacket and chaps.
Goldwing riders: Red snowmobile suit.
Harley riders: Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back.
Goldwing riders: Gray twill vest with trading pins and GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back.
Harley riders: Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House."
Goldwing riders: Meets other riders at Denny's.
Harley riders: Biker Mama on the back.
Goldwing riders: HER Mama on the back.
Harley riders: Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
Goldwing riders: Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders: National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
Goldwing riders: International group affair called "Wing Ding".
Harley riders: Riding in groups of two.
Goldwing riders: Riding in groups of twenty.
Harley riders: Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Goldwing riders: Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders: Rolling thunder.
Goldwing riders: BarcoLounger with wheels.
Harley riders: Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Goldwing riders: Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches.
Harley riders: "This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
Goldwing riders: "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."